S.W.’s Scores
Continuity
-3
Entertainment
0
Rewatchability
-3
CastAaron Taylor-Johnson, Russell Crowe, Ariana DeBose, Fred Hechinger, Alessandro Nivola
StreamingNetflix
S.W.’s Verdict
Sony's Spider-Man-adjacent universe finally collapses in on itself. Aaron Taylor-Johnson plays a Russian hunter with an accent that comes and goes like weather. The film opens with his origin, flashes forward, flashes back, and then gives up on chronology entirely. Russell Crowe appears as his father and delivers every line like he's ordering at a restaurant he doesn't want to be in. The post-credits scene teases a sequel that will never happen, which is the most honest moment in the entire film.