S.W.’s Scores
Continuity
-4
Entertainment
-2
Rewatchability
-4
CastDakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, Celeste O'Connor, Tahar Rahim
StreamingNetflix
S.W.’s Verdict
Sony continues its campaign to prove that not everything adjacent to Spider-Man deserves a movie. Dakota Johnson delivers every line like she's reading it for the first time, the plot is a pile of disconnected scenes held together by the vague concept of precognition, and the villain's motivation is a prophecy he saw in a vision, which is the screenwriting equivalent of 'because I said so.' The trailer spoiled scenes that aren't even in the final cut. That tells you everything.